: #Laughs Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."Hearing this, the

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#Laughs Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters:"Will it take ME?"============10 Blonde Science Fair Projects:10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?9) Is lighter fluid flammable?8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?7) Are knives sharp?6) Can sharks hurt a human?5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?3) Can I go through a brick wall?2) Can dogs talk?1) Are blondes really dumb?

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

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: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

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: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

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: A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes US author & physician (1809 - 1894) #Quotes

: #Laughs Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."Hearing this, the

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

: A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes US author & physician (1809 - 1894) #Quotes

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