: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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#Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a

'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstool.

"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when
you've
drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted
gent.

"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for

years!"

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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