: #Laughs He said...

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#Laughs He said...

I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said...

Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said...

Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said...Well, you have succeeded.

He said...

You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said...No, have you? He said...

Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said...

Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.