: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

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#Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

Please fill out the following questionnaire before sending it in for Help.

With your co-operation we should be able to provide faster and more efficient fault resolution.COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM1.

Describe your problem:______________________________________________________2.

Now, describe the problem accurately:______________________________________________________3.

Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________-_________________________4.

Problem Severity:A.

Minor__B.

Minor__C.

Minor__D.

Trivial__5.

Nature of the problem:A.

Locked Up__B.

Frozen__C.

Hung__D.

Shot__6.

Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__7.

Is it turned on? Yes__ No__8.

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__9.

Have you made it worse? Yes__10.

Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__11.

Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__12.

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__13.

Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__14.

If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?______________________________________________________15.

How tall are you? Are you above this line?______________________________________________________16.

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problemoccurred?______________________________________________________17.

If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in.______________________________________________________18.

Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__19.

How does this problem make you feel?_____________________________________________________20.

Tell me about your childhood._____________________________________________________21.

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__22.

Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

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