: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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#Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

We all need companionship.""If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?""We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it.

I'm not going to get rid of my house.

I guess she would live in this house.""If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?""Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us ,000.

It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would.""If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" "Oh, no," the husband replies.

"She's left-handed."

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