: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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#Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

and...How do you make a dog go 'miaow'? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw...

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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: #Laughs Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

: #Laughs Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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