
: #Laughs The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy.
#Laughs The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy.
Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped breathless from all the jumping up and down.
"I'm pregnant!" she gasped.
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a while.
He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier.
Then she said "Oh, honey there's more." "What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
"It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
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