: #Laughs 1.

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#Laughs 1.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.

2.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.

Apparently you have to show up.

4.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5.

I don't exercise at all.

If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10.

I don't jog.

It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.