: #Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

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#Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
and
he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

"Why
don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton.

"I can't today,"
Pennock replied.

"It's pouring rain."

"Well, why don't you patch
it in dry weather."

"It don't leak then!"

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