: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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#Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.Dave's Law: You can't fall off the floor.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society.Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

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