: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

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