: #Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

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#Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

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: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

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: #Laughs What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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