: #Laughs Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

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#Laughs Republicans
first began thinking like
Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa
Claus.

Democrats
became Democrats because they never stopped believing in
Santa
Claus.

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: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

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: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

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