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#Laughs **********************************************Q.

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A.

She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A.

"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!" ********************************************** Q.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A.

Her blinker was on.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?A.

The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

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How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves? A.

She fell out of the tree ******************************************** Q.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? A.

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow? A.

So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

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How do blonde brain cells die? A.

Alone.

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