: #Laughs An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving.

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#Laughs An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving.

Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won ,000.The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried backhome.

He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed theolder man a bill.The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you knowI've always been careful with what little money we had.

I didn't spend iton whiskey or women.

In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to legally marry your Ma.""Pa!" the young man stammered, "do you know what that makes me?""Yep," said the old man fingering the , "...

and a cheap one, too.

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