: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

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#Laughs A drunk man
who smelled like a beer sat
down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was
stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and
a half empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He
opened his
newspaper and began to read.

After a few minutes the man
turned to
the priest and asked 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The

priest replies 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap

wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man'

'Well I'll be darned' the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.

The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and

apologised.

'I'm sorry to come on so strong.

How long have you had
arthritis?'

'I don't have it, Father.

I was just reading
here that the Pope
does.'