: #Laughs Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date.

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#Laughs Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date.

She came outof the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,"I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and losttrack of time.

Would you like to see me in mynew dress?""I would like nothing better." said Emery.

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: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

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: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

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: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

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: #Laughs Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date.

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: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

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: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

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