: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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#Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and
a Rolling
Stone?
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of
my cloud!", while a
Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my
ewe!"

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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