: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

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#Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

His wife quickly called the doctor and said, "Doctor, please come quickly.

My husband just swallowed a mouse and he's gagging and thrashing about.""I'll be right over," the doctor said.

"In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there."When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of smoked herring over her husband's mouth."Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not herring, to lure the mouse.""I know, doc," she replied, "but first I've got to get the darn cat out of him!"

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