: #Laughs Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1.

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2.

Do I look like a people person?3.

This isn?t an office.

It?s Hell with fluorescent lighting!4.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.5.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.6.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?7.

You!??..Off my planet.8.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?9.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?10.

Errors have been made.

Others will be blamed.11.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.12.

Allow me to introduce my selves.13.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.14.

I?m trying to imagine you with a personality.15.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.16.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven?t fallen asleep yet.17.

Can I trade this job for what?s behind door #1 ?18.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.19.

Nice perfume.

Must you marinate in it?20.

Chaos, Panic, and Disorder ??..

My work here is done.21.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?22.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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