: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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#Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs.

Sorry for the convenience."-Mitch Hedberg

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

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: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle.

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

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: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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