: #Laughs |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1.

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#Laughs |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.2.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.3.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you4.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.5.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.6.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.7.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

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