: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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#Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

'All set back here, Captain,' came the reply, 'except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.'

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: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

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: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

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: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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