: #Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
#Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee Always get married early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Unknown I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
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