: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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#Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree ? - Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

: #Laughs There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

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