: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

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#Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window.

His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again.

So he got out of the carand went to find the condom.

He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked forit back the boy refused.

"C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar." "Well," little boy thought, "Okay."So the little boy ran home.

"Mom, you'll never guess what justwhat just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but Itricked him.

I sucked the cream out of it first!"

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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