: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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#Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

"Want to hear the worlds's worst Polish Joke?"#2 says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something.

See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They're Polish.

And those two bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender?? Polish!! And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too!!! Now.....

still want to tell that joke?""Hell no!", replies #1 , "I don't want to have to explain it 6 times!"

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: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

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: I have no doubt that faith is only pure when it does not negate the faith of another. I have no doubt that evil can be fought and that indifference is no option. I have no doubt that fanaticism is dangerous. And of all the books in the world on life,

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: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

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: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

: I have no doubt that faith is only pure when it does not negate the faith of another. I have no doubt that evil can be fought and that indifference is no option. I have no doubt that fanaticism is dangerous. And of all the books in the world on life,

: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

: #Laughs Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

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