: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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#Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Go ahead...Suture self"!

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: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

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: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

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: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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