: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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#Laughs A hungry lion was
roaming through
the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.

One
was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away
on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on
the man reading the
book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that
readers digest, and writers
cramp.

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: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs A Modest Essay 3A.

: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs *25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!*1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.