: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

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#Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
important to
own an equally
fundamentally Christian pet.

So,
they went shopping.
At a kennel specializing in this particular breed,
they found a dog
they
liked quite a lot.

When they asked the dog
to fetch the Bible, he did
it
in a flash.

When they instructed
him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
equally fast, using his paws
with dexterity.

They were impressed,
purchased the animal, and went
home (piously, of course).
That night they had friends over.

They
were so proud of their new
fundamentalist dog and his major skills,
they called the dog and showed
off a little.
The friends were
impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do
any
of the
usual dog tricks, as well.

This stopped the couple cold, as they

hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this
out."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounce
d the command,
"Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put
his paw on the man's forehead,
closed his eyes in concentration, and
bowed his head.

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