: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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#Laughs A hungry lion was
roaming through
the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.

One
was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away
on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on
the man reading the
book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that
readers digest, and writers
cramp.

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

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