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: #Laughs 121.

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#Laughs 121.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts ...123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.124.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.125.

Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.126.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!127.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One's a busy ditch.128.

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.129.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."130.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.131.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.132.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.133.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.134.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.135.

Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.136.

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.137.

Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.138.

Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.139.

Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.140.

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Don't tell her to swallow.


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