: #Laughs Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night.

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#Laughs Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night.

I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner.""What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called.

Last night I had a similar dream.

I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever.

It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner.""What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks.Clinton replies, "I don't know.

I can't read Hebrew."

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: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

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: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

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: #Laughs Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night.

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: You want to raise your child in such a way that you don?t have to control him, so that he will be in full possession of himself at all times. Upon that depends his good behavior, his health, his sanity. - L. Ron Hubbard, Book: Child Dianetics #Quote

: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

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