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#Laughs Mrs.

Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic.

He'll be alright.Mrs.

Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans, the toast's getting cold!

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

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: #Laughs It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

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: #Laughs It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

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