: #Laughs So this grasshopper walks into a bar.

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#Laughs So this grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".The grasshopper says "Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!".

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: #Laughs "How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident.

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: #Laughs |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and then a smileTo us who have been here for awhile.With by-pass pain and mended hipAnd plumbing fixtures prone to drip;We all may seem a sorry lot,B

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: #Laughs A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God

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: #Laughs So this grasshopper walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs "How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident.

: #Laughs |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and then a smileTo us who have been here for awhile.With by-pass pain and mended hipAnd plumbing fixtures prone to drip;We all may seem a sorry lot,B

: #Laughs A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God

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