: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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#Laughs A little kid comes running into the
backyard.

He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"

"Son, you
know my lips are chapped.

Please don't make me smile."

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: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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