
: #Laughs A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film.
#Laughs A bit-part actor finally got his first
leading role
in a major film.
In one scene the actor had to jump off
a high diving
board in to a swimming pool.
He climed to the top of
the board, looked
down and promptly climbed down
again.
`What's the matter?' asked the director.
`I can't jump from that
board!' said the actor.
`Do you know there's
only one foot of
water in that pool?'
'Yes,' said the director.
`We don't want
you to drown, you
know.'
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