: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

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#Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

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