
: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.
#Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he
notices a gorilla in his tree.
He rushs to his phone book and
finds the
animal control number, calls and asks them to send over
someone who's
a gorilla expert.
When the man arrives, he is
carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair
of handcuffs.
The man
says,''What are all of those for?''
The animal control officer
says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock
the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his
wrists.''
The man asks,''What is the gun for?''
The
animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the
dog!'''
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