: #Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

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#Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire

seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed

this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed
one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher
became more
impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm
going to have
to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned.


The
usher marched briskly back up the aisle.

In a moment he returned

with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the

cowboy, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The
cop
surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
what's
you're name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.



"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied....

"The
balcony."

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