: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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#Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can dopaperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."

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: It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer US humorist, singer, & songwriter (1928 - ) #Quotes

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: If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. - Thomas De Quincey #Quotes

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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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: It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer US humorist, singer, & songwriter (1928 - ) #Quotes

: If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. - Thomas De Quincey #Quotes

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

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