: #Laughs A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life.

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#Laughs A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life.

"They lie, they cheatand they're just no good.

From now on when I wantsex, I'm going to use my vibrator""So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend"I'll just fake an orgasm like always."

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: #Laughs A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life.

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: To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a bureaucracy, it helps to know what part of it feels pain. Be very sure, though, that you want its full attention. - Kelvin Throop #Quotes

: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

: There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not. - Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. US diplomat & Democratic politician (1900 - 1965) #Quotes

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