: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

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#Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

She finally entered the shop one day and said, "Just how much is that watch?""It's 00, ma'am.""Hmmm.

Well, would you consider time payments for it?""Just what sort of 'time schedule' did you have in mind?""I was thinking two times a week for the next two months."

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

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: Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself and trust yourself. - Jacob Neusner #Quotes

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: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

: Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself and trust yourself. - Jacob Neusner #Quotes

: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

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