: A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sic - Lyndon B. Johnson #Quotes

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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sic - Lyndon B. Johnson #Quotes

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

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: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

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: #Laughs Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

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: A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sic - Lyndon B. Johnson #Quotes

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

: #Laughs Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

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