: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked.

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#Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked.

Wife yells, "help, help, I am havinga heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call thedoctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy,there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closetdoor and sees his friend Bob.

He yells at Bob, "Bob, god damn it,my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scarethe kids"!!!

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: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked.

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: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

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