: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

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#Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to
find a missing
accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs
a description and asks a few
questions.
"Was he tall or was he
short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"

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: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

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: Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson, "American Civilization", The Atlantic Monthly, 1862 US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) #Quotes

: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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