: #Laughs Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1.

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#Laughs Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1.

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, goodfood and companionship.

She goes Tuesdays.

I go Fridays.2.

We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.3.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?""Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"5.

We always hold hands.

If I let go, she shops.6.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.

Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !"So I bought her an electric chair.7.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor.

When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."8.

My wife is on a new diet.

Coconuts and bananas.

She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!9.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off...10.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"The driver said, "No, jump in!"