: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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#Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to toss it out the window.

The penis bounced off the windscreen of the car travelling in the opposite direction."Shit," said the driver to his passenger.

"What kind of bug was that?""Dunno," he replied.

"But did you see the size of the cock on it?!"

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