: To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed. - Sir Walter Scott Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1

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To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed. - Sir Walter Scott Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1832) #Quotes

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

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: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

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: To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed. - Sir Walter Scott Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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