: #Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

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#Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is marriedto a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested forgrowing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my othertwo sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers, onewho is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape andmurder of a teenage boy in 1994.

The other brother is currently beingheld in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his threechildren.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street,and hopefully the heroin...

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fianceand look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want tobe totally honest with her...

Should I tell her about my cousin who votedfor Bush?Signed,Worried about my reputation